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Oh please yes daddy 

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To cum the universe into existence
I oh please yes daddy ed my bed yesterday
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Please, oh Please 

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African-American Vernacular
Humorous, showing disapproval or annoyance. Same as Please.
- Please, oh please, don't use your gadgets.

- Omg, please, oh please, use only ASSURABLE dictionaries such as Urban, Wiktionary, OED...
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oh god please just kill me 

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When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.
Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me
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Oh god please NO 

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This is what you say when a little gremlin is a annoying or clingy and you want the to stop thinking about cock or dick
Eww stop oh god please NO
Oh god please NO by Pog man69 February 20, 2022
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Oh god no please stop 

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What women say when you have sex with them to let you know that they're not comfortable.
If you ever hear this, stop. definitely stop. you should probably not be looking for the definition of this on urban dictionary, you should have stopped like 15 seconds ago at least. Why are you still reading, please stop. How did you not know this meant stop. Why did you have to google it. Anyway who uses their phone during sex regardless. Weirdo.
Woman: "Oh god no please stop"
Man: (Stops)
Woman: Thank you.
Its not hard.
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I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god 

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my bones hurt
I took four pills of Tylenol please help oh god send me to the hospital.
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square grouper

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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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Bunhead 

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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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trucker's tan 

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A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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kidulting

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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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Boffin 

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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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Pee Calculus

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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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