OFS

O.wn F.ucking S.chedule
Term for a person who shows up to things whenever they want and anyone who wants to see them must be inconvenienced by them.

Guy 1: I need my uniform, where's the dude who takes care of that?

Guy 2: He's on OFS, you just missed him. Try again tomorrow.

by slayer1911 September 23, 2013

OFS

On for some. When you're up for action with a member of the opposite sex, however unlikely, and probably don't even speak with them.

Helen is looking good today. I'm OFS.

by toppkatt June 14, 2017

offed

to offed someone is to have killed him.

Yo, Dre offed Craig last week.

by xlmafia March 10, 2003

ofs

meaning: oh fo sho

sup man you comin street racing tonight?
reply: OFS!!11

by tupacolypsenow July 09, 2003

Offing

The sea between the horizon and the offshore

There was an ominous cloud in the offing.

by AlterLynx October 20, 2017

offing

An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?

by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016

offed

get rid of, throw away, toss, kill

He offed his gun before the cop shook him.

by Ana Paula January 19, 2006