office pop
office pop by Liluzisquirt August 17, 2017
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office pope
A holy office worker who bestows blessings upon everyone for each and every sneeze in the office. The office pope fears someone will go to hell, including themselves, if they miss blessing even a single sneeze.
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you."
Me: "Ah-choo! Ah-choo! Ah-choo!"
Office Pope: "Bless you. Bless you. Bless you."
office pope by Skinny Lou Kingston February 23, 2012
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Thigh Pop Compliance Officer
An unofficial and entirely imaginary workplace or social position responsible for notifying individuals when their thighs are visibly popping.
The thigh pop compliance officer delivers these notifications in the same ordinary, matter-of-fact tone used to inform someone that their zipper is down, their shirt is untucked, or their collar is folded incorrectly.
The notification is not necessarily a criticism or compliment. It is treated as a routine observation concerning the current condition of the person’s clothing.
In a workplace setting, a supervisor might casually tell a direct report that his thighs are popping immediately before discussing a project deadline, expense report, or upcoming client meeting.
The defining feature of the role is the complete absence of surprise or embarrassment surrounding the announcement.
The thigh pop compliance officer delivers these notifications in the same ordinary, matter-of-fact tone used to inform someone that their zipper is down, their shirt is untucked, or their collar is folded incorrectly.
The notification is not necessarily a criticism or compliment. It is treated as a routine observation concerning the current condition of the person’s clothing.
In a workplace setting, a supervisor might casually tell a direct report that his thighs are popping immediately before discussing a project deadline, expense report, or upcoming client meeting.
The defining feature of the role is the complete absence of surprise or embarrassment surrounding the announcement.
Supervisor: “Hey, before you head into that client meeting, your shirt’s untucked.”
Employee: “Oh, thanks.”
Supervisor: “And your thighs are popping.”
Employee: “Understood.”
Supervisor: “Just doing my job as the thigh pop compliance officer.”
Employee: “Oh, thanks.”
Supervisor: “And your thighs are popping.”
Employee: “Understood.”
Supervisor: “Just doing my job as the thigh pop compliance officer.”
Thigh Pop Compliance Officer by uabaycat09 October 10, 2026
Officepoopaphobia
The inability to poop in an office or like environment. Most of us with "officepoopaphobia" prefer to get our poop on in the privacy of our own home. Some serious cases will leave work or school early "sick" in an effort to avoid pooping at the office.
Officepoopaphobia by Mix Master Misty April 27, 2010
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