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office chair ballet 

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!
office chair ballet by Bottom Ford August 25, 2010

The Office Chair 

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.
We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.
The Office Chair by L Twice August 16, 2011

Chair support officer 

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.
Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

officechairitus 

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.
Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".
officechairitus by Jake Farr December 22, 2006

officechair ass 

Someone who has an extremely flat ass, Often obtained through sitting too much.
Look at the officechair ass on that guy/girl!

I told Tina I loved her officechair ass.
officechair ass by Pal-ole-Buddy December 5, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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