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office chair ballet 

A turning dance performed with the aid of office chairs. May be synchronized with people you work with that you like.
In office chair ballet I can do eleven pirouettes!

The Office Chair 

When someone with a penis lies on their back, and a 2nd party takes a seat on said penis (Lube req'd). Once seated, one places both hands on the bottom person's chest and throws their momentum in one direction, resulting in the top person engaging in a thrilling spin, much like in an office chair.
We had no lubricant, so when my boyfriend and I attempted the office chair, we did not even spin 180 degrees.
The Office Chair by L Twice August 16, 2011

Chair support officer 

A co-worker who never seems to do any work. Often found sitting in a chair drinking coffee when everyone else is working hard.
Is he ever going to do any actual work? No. He’s the chair support officer.

officechairitus 

Pronounced: office-chair-itus. This is when your legs have an itchy feeling, as if you want to go and do something, instead of sitting there working.
Bob says: "I'm really bored in this office, I want to go do something".
Fred says: "Aaa, that's officechairitus".
officechairitus by Jake Farr December 22, 2006

officechair ass 

Someone who has an extremely flat ass, Often obtained through sitting too much.
Look at the officechair ass on that guy/girl!

I told Tina I loved her officechair ass.
officechair ass by Pal-ole-Buddy December 5, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026