office whore

Office Whore – The exact opposite of a office slut. The office whore knows how to work in an office and is very capable at typing, data entry, word processing, spreadsheets, front reception, office and correspondence management, etc. The Office Whore also likes to play around sexually in the office from innocently flashing a client to fucking on the bosses desk and then inviting the boss to join in.

While dressed professionally in appearance, the Office Whore wears outfits are often strategic in design to facilitate quick, occasional sexual encounters with no underwear or bra; full wrap around skirts and business suits with garter belt and nylons. Although it is not uncommon for the Office Whore to dress up the part.

Since you are disrobing during the interview, I am offering you a different position titled Office Whore which will include the previously posted job in addition to occasional, enjoyable sexual play in the office.

by Steven Wrytyr February 18, 2018

Two stores, two whores, and a post office.

A comedic way to describe a small town.

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."

by boo&brasen September 27, 2014

officewhore

Usually a department of defense contract worker with no real job skills other than answering the phone. Often found passed out drunk at concerts and in gutters. Enjoys cheating on her husband with your husband hence the title office whore. Comes from new Mexico but can turn up anywhere there is a rush concert and desperate asians named robert. Can be identified by large beaver like front teeth and complete lack of morals. In her natural setting, the bar, will be found with drunken side kick Monica. Has a strong draw to fantasy football and nascar racing. Is usually the equal opportunity officer as she does not discriminate and will have sex with absolutely anyone and everyone.

Roberta is still the dyncorp office whore..she fucked my husband too .she is a real officewhore.

by Igethalf September 16, 2019