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october13 

October 13 is national boyfriendday so every straight/bi girl has a boyfriend
Girl: do you wanne be my boyfriend for 1 day
Boy: why?
Girl: bc it is for October13 national boyfriendday
Boy: kinda weird but okay
october13 by bisexualundercover October 2, 2020
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21 October 

The day people of great importance is born. These people are the best at everything and will grow up to be very handsome and famous.
21 October is the best day of the year
21 October by Faded_ORO21 November 14, 2019

26 October 

you can slap a friend on the 26 october and if u get slapped then u can’t slap anyone if you haven’t already.
*slaps friend 2*
friend 2: “awe dang it now i can’t slap anyone.”
26 October by amythememedealer October 26, 2019

October 17th 

National hug your crush day! Go up to your crush and hug them!
Hug your crush on October 17th

16 October 

A birthday that’s one of a kind. it’s beautiful and only sweet loving and caring and surely badass people have. May the force be with them.
She was born on 16 October? She must be a dadass!
16 October by Obi-Wan Kenobi728 January 25, 2021

23 october 

You are such an amazing person. The most kindest and wonderful friend anyone could ask for. People would love to be around you. Like, look at you!!! You're so amazing you could put a smile on everyone's face <3
"She's such an amazing person. I bet she's born on 23 October"
23 october by xxxvvvyyy October 16, 2020

October 2 

The day when the smartest and sexiest people are born. These people will steal your girl and then they'll come for you too.
Man: you see that guy over by the water cooler
Other man: yeah, what?
Man: Hear hes an October 2nd guy
Other man: oh shit hes gonna take my girl!!!
Man: Yeah, then he's coming for you
October 2 by MIAMALKOVA's BITCH April 17, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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