Obson 

Someone who always does things the most ineffective way possible.

Oscar, you are such an obson.

Obson by TheCheeseMaster March 29, 2020

Obsolete Mule 

The nickname given by the Brilliant Matt Hardy to his OBSOLETE! Money making mule. Brother Nero.

Obsolete mule. You must learn to control your spot monkey addiction.

Obsolete Mule by Phoenixrana August 26, 2016

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.

"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"

oblong schlong by Nosefuckers Incorporated December 15, 2012

olson special 

a sexual favor in which a girl rides a dick very nicely and then sucks it dry.

damn you heard about that olson special?
yeah i got one and couldn't pee for a week.

olson special by buttslut guild March 25, 2008

Bobby Olson 

The fictional person that you blame your blacked out antics on, or the person you claim to be hanging out with while blacked out.

1. -"Dude, why'd you rip all that stuff off your walls last night?"

-"I don't know, Bobby Olson must have done it."

2. -"Man, you just slammed a line of five shots."

-"Yeah bro, I'm gonna meet up with Bobby tonight."

Bobby Olson by CorvetteGuy12 September 15, 2011

Obsolete 

Outdated, useless.

Cassette tapes are obsolete.

Obsolete by Rodney Basil May 23, 2004

Orson Scott Card 

A master of science fiction and/or fantasy writing. He is the author of four of the best books in history: the Ender saga, as well as the related Ender's Shadow series, which are books set in the same universe. Also wrote Homecoming Series and Alvin Maker series. Lives in Greensboro, NC, USA.

Orson Scott Card is the MAN dude! His new book, Shadow of the Giant, just came out!

Oh shizzile, you're right dude! I'll go get it now!

Orson Scott Card by Talonkarrde April 29, 2005