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A guy with a really big penis and is very handsome and smashes every fine girl in sight.
Man that guy over there was such an obeth he literally smashes every girl with his handsome looks and has a really big penis which gets every girl turned on.
Obeth by Random_person410 April 9, 2019

Obeth Martinez 

He will scam you he has 2 girlfriends and he has lots of money
Obeth Martinez by RELAX DUDE February 24, 2019
A very sweet, humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.

If someone talks with Obeth, they would never stop thinking about Obeth and will always want Obeth to talk to them.
Obeth normally is liked by people that are one year older than him or n
I really like Obeth!

I can't stop thinking about Obeth!

I want to be like Obeth one day.

Obeth is very successful, I want to be just like Obeth!!
Obeth by that_one_guy211223 November 24, 2021

ObeytheE 

A existential idea more than a word or definition per se. Anyone on XBoxLive with this gamer tag is not only magnanimous but well endowed and intelligent. He is cock-strong and always ready to finger-fuck the classiest of all the ladies. He carries himself with an unusual swagger...mostly due to his inordinate and overwhelmingly sized cock. This enormous monster-sized, ding-dong is his only weakness. Both the length and girth are unmatched which lends to his unwavering ego when he beats the snot out of his opponents during any game of Madden!

Disclaimer: any further definition below this that is not regaling me with banal minutia, is both untrue and that person will forever be known as one of my cock-suckers who swallows the golden load of my giant wang who I coincidentally kick in the "gooch" or cunt!
"Anyone named Eric is to be obeyed, revered and to have his cock sucked on the spot...ObeytheE"!
ObeytheE by ObeytheE February 3, 2010

obethnelson 

obethnelson is a very sweet word!

Making everyone laugh and has a lot of sense of humour, just the right type for someone to like.
obethnelson can mean lots of personalities and one of them is being an interest in sound and music.

Being an obethnelson can also mean that you're very friendly and very honest towards other people.

Be an obethnelson!
I really liked how he was towards me, he is such an obethnelson!
obethnelson by that_one_guy211223 November 24, 2021
HOT ass guy whos sweet and kind and will treat you like a queen got BIG bank

he may seem tough on the outside but once you get to know him he sweet shy goofy and just the most amazing person you will meet but is also rlly good in bed
girl 1 :dammm who is they guy he's fine
girl 2:omg girl you dont know thats obedh

girl 1 :mhhhhh yes please
obedh by Ana .s June 27, 2022
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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