oatmeal raisin 

A type of cookie that no one likes. Usually used in conversation in the situation below.

Sam: I totally got with all three of those girls last night!
Justin: ...Want a fucking cookie?
Sam: What kind?
Justin: Oatmeal raisin
Sam: Ewww fuck that dude

oatmeal raisin by Streganona September 12, 2005

Oatmeal Raisin Blues 

when you have a chewy bar variety pack, but all of the good kinds have been eaten, and you're stuck with oatmeal raisin

Sounds like a case of the oatmeal raisin blues

Oatmeal Raisin Blues by MCcoubs June 24, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

An extremely large areola on a plus sized girl that resembles an oatmeal raisin cookie, may also make u want to yell "Whoop Areola!!!"

What did her nipples look like???
Bout the size of an oatmeal raisin cookie.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by JFreshReed February 6, 2010

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

Exactly what it sounds like. Nothing sexual about it, you fucking retards. Tastes pretty great even if it doesn't sound that good, trust me on this.

I just had a tasty oatmeal raisin cookie from my cookie jar, it tasted great!

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by DeltaGamerAlt October 7, 2019

Oatmeal Raisin Depression

A mood swing triggered by the traumatic experience of mistaking oatmeal raisin cookies for chocolate chip.

My mom baked some chocolate chip cookies last weekend, I was so excited until I inspected them closely and realized they were full of mummified grapes! My Oatmeal Raisin Depression was so bad I didn't leave my room for the rest of the day.

Oatmeal Raisin Depression by Kancolle Marine Sexpert March 6, 2018

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie 

Someone that you think likes you a lot, but they end up being a total blowoff.

Yeah, Jake was a major Oatmeal Raisin Cookie. He just all of a sudden stopped hanging out with me.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookie by skies September 2, 2009

oatmeal raisin cookie 

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

oatmeal raisin cookie by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024