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adjective;

a word used to describe a stupid, retarded, or not very smart moment,person, or occurrence. The term oatcake comes from a character in Shakespeare's Much Ado about Nothing. Where Oatcake is an assistant sheriff to Dogberry, the retarded cop.
*mitchell does something gay and,or stupid*
wow mitchell. that was oatcake.
oatcake by msj 2010 November 2, 2008
"Oatcake, let's go to the store now."
oatcake by lynx_child April 18, 2005
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oatcakes 

only can be found in staffordshire. the greatest food to grace the earth!
i like cheesey oatcakes!
oatcakes by libz an em June 11, 2006
fecal matter
David went to the toilet and layed a nasty ortcake
ortcake by snozzz July 20, 2010

Oancakes 

A type of word describe for a dumb person who can't make pancakes nor spell correctly
Boy 1:Your on your period shut the fuck up
Girl 1:You can't even make oancakes I don't want to hear your uneducational ass

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026