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Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games
Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!
Dude, did you see me oanok that guy? He wont be able to walk right for a week!
oanok by Skaf February 22, 2008
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Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games
Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!
oanok by Skaf February 21, 2008
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A trend (•‿•)

But why would you look this up
You picked up your phone and you saw this trend

onokum is monokuma

Praise to Atua
onokum by °•Ali¢e•° May 21, 2021

odnoklassniki 

Russian social networking website made for classmates.
Odnoklassniki means classmates in russian.
Vkontakte is far better.
girl#1: I spent two days on odnoklassniki searching for that boy we met at Kate's

girl#2: It's called stalking
odnoklassniki by Konoplyanka October 20, 2008
When your texting and your finger hits the n key instead of the space bar
Ohnok it’s fine
ohnok by Marciepie March 8, 2018
a bear that’s evil asf
you just saw an onokum?!
Onokum by anonymous August 24, 2021
Ontzettend Natte Ochtend Kut
heej heb je een ONOK?
ik heb een ODOL!
onok by onok July 8, 2003
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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A)
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B)
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A)
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B)
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