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Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games
Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!
Dude, did you see me oanok that guy? He wont be able to walk right for a week!
oanok by Skaf February 22, 2008
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Owning (or beating) someone so terribly bad that is causes them great pain and anal discomfort. Derived from the word " ownage " used in many games
Dude, I did you see me oanok that guy? I bet he wont shit right for a week!
oanok by Skaf February 21, 2008
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