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Dirty Oakley 

Violently fucking more than 4 girls at one time.
Did a dirty Oakley last night.
Dirty Oakley by Jay goga April 20, 2020

Pulling an Oakley 

Jenna totally was Pulling an Oakley by writing her Twitter name in all the German text books.
Pulling an Oakley by totallynotazubat September 9, 2014

Annie Oakley 

A dildo whittled using wood from the surrounding forest for use during camping.
Sandra was bored camping, so she made an Annie Oakley to help pass the time.

Mr Oakley 

A nonce teacher that spends his free time touching kids and driving his imaginary aston martin.
Hey i heardy you have Mr Oakley next lesson
Mr Oakley by Theoparkerliketoes April 12, 2020

Prince Oak Oakleyski 

The handsome prince of Eurasia who has directed many aesthetic movies. Most of them were overhyped. His name can be seriously laughable as it coincides with an oak tree. LOL
Critic 1: I'm going to watch the newest film of Prince Oak Oakleyski debuting on a local television channel tonight.

Critic 2: Is he a tree?
Prince Oak Oakleyski by Pannida September 1, 2022
Oakleys usually seem pretty shy but are really crazy and energetic once they get comfortable around you. Oakleys kind are the friend that can be all of the "friend roles" they can be the mom friend or the cool aunt friend or the kid friend that everybody has to look after depending on their mood. Oakley is a really smart person. They are the person that everybody goes to for homework help and good ideas. Oakleys have a bad habit of trying to solve everybody's problems. they can't stand seeing people suffer, especially when they can do something about it. Oakleys are generally pretty good looking, even though they may not dress up every day when they do, they're stunning. Oakleys are actually really dark even though they seem all bubbly and cute on the outside. they're the type of person who sees piles of dead bodies when they close their eyes.
Oh my gosh, you're such an Oakley!
Oakley by Augayst February 25, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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