Oak Island is filled with methadone,
marijuana, underage drinkers, smokers, drug dealers, old
people, no where to get fast food, bible thumpers, two entrances & exits, one shitty grocery store, and nothing to do for 3/4 of the year. The only good time to be on Oak Island as an adolescent is when the tourists come to the
beach, which is a moot point if you're trying to get into an actual relationship.
"What do you want to do tonight on Oak Island,
NC,
study?"
"No, let's get a little high and maintain a
GPA of 2.0."