oak grove school

a shitty-ass school known as OGS. grades kindergarden-8th. teachers dont give a shit. known for kids that are out of control, addicted alcohol and drugs, and massive vandilism. are also very preppy. usually go to libertyville high school. students known as Grovers. average loss of virginity :13.

~IM A GROVER!!
-wtf is that?
~i went to oak grove school!! WE RULE!
-*shoots gun* smd

oak grove school by 831831 May 11, 2011

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Oak grove middle school

Basically it’s suburban Nd broke teachers mixed w pedo gym coaches, and petty bitches, annoying ass searches w k9 dogs at least once a month so it’s just ass.

Oak grove middle school example:

Boy- can I get ur snap

Girl- no I’m talking to someone

Boy- lmk when u done messin w that lame
Boy- literally j stalks you and snaps you 25/8

Heart eyessss<3

Oak grove middle school by 7th grader from 2021<3 September 7, 2021

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oakgrove school

A school that refuses to admit bullying goes on, charges to much for uncooked food and has no working water fountains. Somehow it’s one of the best in its area?!?!

Bob: What secondary school did you go to

John: I went to oakgrove school

Bob: unlucky bro

oakgrove school by Johnioup11111 June 30, 2018

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

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