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"nzube"
nzube by NzuSO4 November 26, 2022
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Nzube Nzubechi nzubechukwu Nube nuber NuBee nubetube Nhuber nubert Nuberty
A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.
He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.
Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006
A noncommon last name. But kick ass.
Dood that Neubert person is sweet
Neubert by logitechflowers April 2, 2009
An activity of a human being touching the intimate parts of the opposite sex without his permission accompanied by a sense of horniness, usually occurs in a school.
one night there was a man who "ngubed" in a women's room, that night he was caught and he was kicked out of there
Ngubed by I'm onanymous May 11, 2022

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus 

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.
His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

ruby nuben hot pocket 

slang term for the female genetalia.
"damn homey, i'm starving. i could sure go for a ruby nuben hot pocket."
ruby nuben hot pocket by icebox February 14, 2003