Nhuber 

A small curious creature that can consume 10 times its own weight in food. Has been known to release odd and ominous odors from its miniature carrying pouch; which is replaced with smaller and less useful carrying pouches throughout the lifetime of the creature (see also marsupial; marsupium). Can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across Texas (ie- Houston Galleria).

While shopping at Saks Fifth today for a purse, I ran across the Nhuber. Hey, what's that smell?

Nhuber by k p April 14, 2005

Nhuber 

A small, sweaty, & smelly animal that can eat 10 times her own weight in food. Can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across Texas (ie- Houston Galleria).

While shopping at Saks 5th today, I ran across the Nhuber.

Nhuber by k p April 13, 2005

Nhuber 

A small curious creature that can eat 10 times her own weight in food. Has been known to release odd and ominous odors from her miniature carrying pouch; which she prefers to replace with smaller and less useful carrying pouches on a regular basis (see also marsupial; marsupium). Can typically be found in temperature controlled, moderate to high foot traffic regions across Texas (ie- Houston Galleria).

While shopping at Saks Fifth today for a purse, I ran across the Nhuber. Hey, what's that smell?

Nhuber by k p April 14, 2005

Nuberty

A stage in life in which a normal person undergoes the initial changes that will eventually lead to nubhood or their coming into nubhood. Similar to Puberty only it tends to work in reverse, they become weaker, less coordinated and ultimately suck at life, thus they become a nub.

He was such a cool guy, athletic and smart, then all of a sudden he lost 30 pounds and started sucking at Halo... he must be going through Nuberty or something.

Nuberty by Honest Justice May 31, 2006

Neubert 

A noncommon last name. But kick ass.

Dood that Neubert person is sweet

Neubert by logitechflowers April 2, 2009

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus 

The process by which exposure to idiots on the internet(or 'interwebz', 'intranets', or 'teh webz') slowly transforms a normal web goer, into a Noob. Those affected slowly lose the ability to type coherently, and type with any sense of grammar. Words like 'like' become 'leik' while words like 'hack' become 'Teh Haxxorz'. These 'noobs' also tend to swarm in massive groups, to internet forums, and websites, posting spam and other rediculous obsceneties. Also, the Noobs tend to over use the word 'pwn'.

So far, the only known weakness to a noob, is a female forum goer, or a 'btch' as noobs refer to them as.

The 'Nuber Effekt', makes all noobs allergic to females, which leads to the noob having a fit, and making comments such as 'U gt BF?', and 'lol buttsekz?'.

So far, there has been no discovered cure for 'Teh Nuber Effekt'. A nice swing of a ban hammer will keep them at bay for a while, but only for short periods of time.

His absurd post of "hail mah peniz, conkerer of da vag kween" showed how severly, "Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus, had progressed.

"Teh Nuber Effekt" Nubificus Maximatifacus by MaverickGFX(Michael O). April 6, 2008

neuberry 

what you call a person who has an afro and a unibrow

wow that kid is such a neuberry with his huge hair on his head and his forehead!

neuberry by stripedvneck2 July 5, 2011