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An overly sized banana that can be classified as dildo
Holabels! May kwento akizkis, gorabels ang lola nyey sa nyinistop para mag-buyla meslu ng mga nyoging syempre kailangan ko mag-breakfastlu diba! Syempre sayla ko yung mga nyoging pila akez ganyan oh nyoging nyoging pak! Pag ka getlas mes ng nyoging eto ang nabili kes.......Mars..ang dako..ang daks ems! Mars, kasing laki ng fesang mey..oh! Mars parang ano eh....Mars nakakamatay oh oh look oh hanggang ditobels eh..Laki mars oh..oh..Mars grabe ngayon lang ako makakakain ng ganitong nyoging.....oh diba..hello oh oh saan ka na? nandito na ako..oo, diba pwedeng gawing nyelphone oh diba..pwedeng gawing face..pwedeng iganyan-ganyan sa fesang..emsss..eme..laki SiSss ngayon lang ako makakakain ng ganito kalaking nyoging ang daks talaga sis, kahit nung nasa qatar ako walang ganito kalaking saging sis..super daks diba..bLack DudEs aRe sHaKing sIs..ang laki sis eh oh, Mars ang laki!! i can’t
nyoging by IndioCreates March 2, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
Nyogong is a slang word. Means erection in sundanese
I usually nyogong when I woke up in the morning
nyogong by handle was taken January 14, 2021
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To partake at a LAN party in sallyNOGgin, Dublin.
He you guys going Nogging the weekeng...
Noging by Mr U April 18, 2005
The art of nooging refers to executing a perfect noog. It involves smoothly taking someones bag without them knowing, turning it inside out and rezipping it in the shortest possible time, and then prevent it's unnooging through, wrapping the bag in tape and/or paperclipping the zippers together.
Freshman: Man, I hate nooging.
Freshman 2: Yeah, me too. Yesterday a big scary upperclassman through me in a locker and nooged my bag.
Freshman: That fucking sucks. I bet you had to take the walk of shame too.
Freshman 2: Yeah.
Freshman: Faggot.
Nooging by Trey Cole October 30, 2004
Nooging is just the anal version of gooning. Much like with gooning, nooging is the act of reaching masturbatory trance state, achieved while spending hours pleasuring your prostate.

The word comes for the term "gooning" but backwards.
A: Yo, where's Nathan? Wasn't he supposed to come with you?
B: Yeah man, Nate said he'd come to the party but he's MIA—you know what that means… he's probably wrist deep in his ass again, nooging all night long.
Nooging by Fuaire June 13, 2023
Getting high and proceeding to masturbate ferociously.
I smoked a lot of marijuana and started nooging.
Nooging by Sirgen January 3, 2024
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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