nutsplice 

A chonka (a fat Mexican sitting on a bench, eating a burrito, it is a chicken burrito, because he/she is on a diet) but not fat

Hey look at that guy on the bench, he's such a nutsplice

nutsplice by Klonky little shit June 1, 2017

Nutslider 

When a male farts with his legs closed and the warm air escapes forward and slides past his nuts, sliding the testicle to the side and out into the open.

Unknown to my wife I just let a nutslider go. Man does it feel weird at the end when it pops out.

Nutslider by Zerocool27x November 12, 2011

nutsplit 

The insanely stupid act of involuntarily jumping on a fence/rope/whatever with your nuts as the primary landing gear.

He grinded down the pipe, slipped and, not a second later, cringed in pain... finest nutsplit ever.

nutsplit by wootinator June 10, 2008

nubslice 

a slice of noob, can be a part of a nubcake

He's not that nooby to be a nubcake but he definentley is a nubslice

nubslice by mcr00sterdotafan June 24, 2008

nuplicet 

Zero or almost zero. Very, very low. Extremely low levels of something, almost undetectable.

Dude. So Julie is still in the hospital. Her doctors said her white blood cell count is like nuplicet... very very low.

nuplicet by MaxCK May 3, 2018

nutsplitter 

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.

That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.

nutsplitter by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021