nutsplice

A chonka (a fat Mexican sitting on a bench, eating a burrito, it is a chicken burrito, because he/she is on a diet) but not fat

Hey look at that guy on the bench, he's such a nutsplice

by Klonky little shit June 1, 2017

Nutslider

When a male farts with his legs closed and the warm air escapes forward and slides past his nuts, sliding the testicle to the side and out into the open.

Unknown to my wife I just let a nutslider go. Man does it feel weird at the end when it pops out.

by Zerocool27x November 12, 2011

nutsplit

The insanely stupid act of involuntarily jumping on a fence/rope/whatever with your nuts as the primary landing gear.

He grinded down the pipe, slipped and, not a second later, cringed in pain... finest nutsplit ever.

by wootinator June 10, 2008

nubslice

a slice of noob, can be a part of a nubcake

He's not that nooby to be a nubcake but he definentley is a nubslice

by mcr00sterdotafan June 24, 2008

nuplicet

Zero or almost zero. Very, very low. Extremely low levels of something, almost undetectable.

Dude. So Julie is still in the hospital. Her doctors said her white blood cell count is like nuplicet... very very low.

by MaxCK May 3, 2018

nutsplitter

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.

That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.

by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021