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nutsplice 

A chonka (a fat Mexican sitting on a bench, eating a burrito, it is a chicken burrito, because he/she is on a diet) but not fat
Hey look at that guy on the bench, he's such a nutsplice
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Nutslider 

When a male farts with his legs closed and the warm air escapes forward and slides past his nuts, sliding the testicle to the side and out into the open.
Unknown to my wife I just let a nutslider go. Man does it feel weird at the end when it pops out.
Nutslider by Zerocool27x November 12, 2011

nutsplit 

The insanely stupid act of involuntarily jumping on a fence/rope/whatever with your nuts as the primary landing gear.
He grinded down the pipe, slipped and, not a second later, cringed in pain... finest nutsplit ever.
nutsplit by wootinator June 10, 2008

nubslice 

a slice of noob, can be a part of a nubcake
He's not that nooby to be a nubcake but he definentley is a nubslice
nubslice by mcr00sterdotafan June 24, 2008

nuplicet 

Zero or almost zero. Very, very low. Extremely low levels of something, almost undetectable.
Dude. So Julie is still in the hospital. Her doctors said her white blood cell count is like nuplicet... very very low.
nuplicet by MaxCK May 3, 2018

nutsplitter 

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.
That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.
nutsplitter by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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