nutsplitter

This describes a man who likes wearing women's underwear, namely thongs. The fabric splits the nuts, each testicle hanging down the sides of the thong.

That man sure has a hellva nutsplitter! That pair of panties is probably choking his balls with that nutsplitter.

by Tallfellow1701 November 20, 2021

NutSitter

When you go to sit on a chair but sit on your right testicle.

When I sat down on my bedroom chair to go live, I became a nutsitter.

by JacobFearsMeInLove October 31, 2023