nutritionalized

Filled with the foods that make you happy and healthy.

I am so nutritionalized after this delicious meal!

nutritionalized by lizzyjames August 11, 2009

Nutritional Break 

This is a phrase often used by managers and human-resources personnel to describe a break in the work day set aside for food and drink. Rather that using the colloquial terms "coffee break" and "lunch", this phrase will often be invoked in an attempt to sound politically correct , educated and sophisticated. The phrase is most often used at work shops, meetings, seminars and focus groups hosted by public-sector organizations such as Universities.

Johnathan from HR:

"OK people, we are now going to take 15 minutes for a nutritional break. Please help yourself to coffee and muffins located at the back of the seminar room."

Nutritional Break by Dr. Zauis March 13, 2010

nutritionalization 

verb. The process of obtaining nutrients or nourishment. Eating some food.

Lunch is here. It's time for nutritionalization!

nutritionalization by kivika August 7, 2006

nutritional yeast 

something a bit nicer to say that has a small dick

"oh my nutritional yeast that's small"

nutritional yeast by Newmussy and Campussy May 31, 2022

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition)

Nutritionality is a concept. Usually employed by tightwads, Ross shoppers, and poor college students, Nutritionality is also a way of life. The goal is to get as full as possible while spending the least amount of money. For this reason, free food contains an undefined amount of nutrition (undefined in the sense that the amount of newts or nuts consumed is divided into the price, which is zero). It is so free and nutritious that there is no unit of newts or nuts that can define it. In the light of Nutritionality, it is essential to binge eat when such opportunities arise (Ex. Graduation Parties, Buffets, and others houses). Also see Nutrition

Example 1: Tyler hates tomatoes, but four slices came with his meal. Tyler will eat those four tomato slices because that is nutrition.

Example 2: "Wow I'm incredibly full from eating so much at this restaurant, but I still have food left on my plate and so does my friend. If I believe in Nutritionality I will not only force the rest of my food down, but also eat my friends if they are not nutritionists."

Nutritionality (also known as nutrition) by T-Bone Maly September 5, 2005

nutritional doublethink 

The simultaneous acceptance of two contradictory beliefs about a food.

The term nutritional doublethink is derived from George Orwell’s book, 1984. In 1984, the ruling party encouraged doublethink, defined as the ability to simultaneously hold two contradictory thoughts in one's head without recognizing the contradiction. We can apply the concept of doublethink to nutrition.

Cookies and cream low-fat yogurt is an example of nutritional doublethink. Low-fat yogurt implies healthy, but inherently we know cookies are unhealthy. By accepting the food as both unhealthy and healthy, we are holding two contradictory concepts about a food in our head, without recognizing the contradiction.

nutritional doublethink by NDoublethink June 4, 2016

Nutritional Fuck 

The act of purchasing a food product based upon the Nutritional Facts guide on the package, then later realizing the serving size has been scaled down to something a small insect would ingest.

You: "Heidi you just ate that whole bag of chips!"
Heidi: "It's okay, it only had 2 grams of fat."
You: "You just got Nutritional Fucked, that's per chip dummy!"

Nutritional Fuck by Fred Casey October 17, 2016