Nutlick

Sort of like a saltlick except....you know....nutty

Dude...you're such a nutlick!

by Haywood Jeblomi November 16, 2003

Nutlick

someone who licks salty nuts

dude...i wouldnt wanna be a nutlick, u shouldnt do that shit

by mike hunt November 17, 2003

Howard Nutlick

Secretary of Whatever in the Trump administration. His job is to clean up the stray saliva dripping off of Trump's balls after Pam Bondi or Kash Patel has met with the President.

Aide: Is the President finished meeting with the Attorney General?
Other Aide: Yes, send in Howard Nutlick immediately, Pam is so fucking sloppy. Wait, unless Patel is next.

by That One Dude With Cool Shoes March 14, 2026

nutpicking

The practice of sifting through the comments of blogs, email threads, discussion groups and other user generated content in an attempt find choice quotes proving that the advocates for or against a particular political opinion are unreasonable, uninformed extremists.

When Jonah has no substantive arguments for his point, he frequently resorts to nutpicking in order to demonize progressives.

by RGEsq August 11, 2006

nutlock

When you jizz, and don't clean up properly. After a while it dries and crusts up on your nuts.

Guy#1: Hey man, I was jerking it the other day and missed some on the clean up.

Guy#2: Ah, I hate when that happens.

Guy#1: Yeah, I had some serious nutlock later.

by JHE June 1, 2009

Nutnick

A scab on one's ball sack resulting from
a razor cut while shaving

She says to him "what is this" he states "c'mon baby, it's just a nutnick"
Most likely isn't true, but it sells

by tinkerslink December 9, 2008

Russian Nutnick

A Russian Nutnick occurs when you hurry through manscaping your nutsack.

I was rushing through trimming my ball pubes when I gave myself the Russian Nutnick.

by Minksie February 17, 2010