nutichi

The disease most men have that causes them to constantly scratch their testicles

Damn, I have the bad case of nutichi.

by Joe Merkin August 27, 2003

Nuticide

The act of performing a dickpunch whereas you hit said nuts so hard the person receiving the dickpunch vomits.

Jimmy committed nuticide in the 1st degree on Joe.

by Tridalboske March 22, 2013

Nutchies

“Nutchies” is when you done beating yo meat and you feel like getting a snack afterwards. This word comes from the Latin root “Munchies” combined with the word “Nut”

Dude 1: Bro I got the Nutchies right now, you got anything to eat??
Dude 2: Why tf did u jerk off in my crib dawg???

by Sir mannie thy trill May 28, 2021

nutichitis

The disease of itchy nuts.

Dude, I have really bad nutichitis.

by bleedingtool May 20, 2008