nut log

something that looks like a mix of a nut and a log, or a short log

That left over piece of hot dog looks like a nut log.

by Josh April 5, 2005

nut log

the poop of a gay man

After getting his fudge packed all night at the after party, Kimmel really needed to drop a nut log off at the pool.

by TobyCatVA September 22, 2025

Roll a nut log

Take a dump

Hey Mikey, I gotta roll a nut log before we head to the beach.

by Royalz January 15, 2016

nutlog

When you shoot your load in the middle of the woods, and no one hears you

Dude, I had a dream I nutlogged last night. It was crazy

by naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah April 7, 2018

Atlanta Nutlog

The act of shoving a blunt down a man’s penis and having oral sex and urinating until said blunt is removed.”

“I gave my girlfriend an Atlanta nutlog last night.”

by Ksiduh December 14, 2024