nut bat

a baseball bat used to hit someone in the nuts(scrotum)

Oh god she's got the nut bat

nut bat by assbag hernandez November 2, 2005

nut bat

someone that hangs around another person, like bats hang upside down from a cave, so much that they seem to just be on that persons nuts all the time.

Yasmin has hanging around the office with Keith all day. She's just like a nut bat.

nut bat by the ham October 25, 2005

nut batter 

male ejaculatory; semen. see also man batter.

After recieving head from Jill, Jack exploded his nut batter all over Jane's face.

verb usage:
Jack nut battered Jane's face after she sucked his cock.

nut batter by supra3.0 May 10, 2007

Nut battle 

A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.

Damn! That dude just whipped his ass in a nut battle!

Nut battle by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006

nutbath 

the act of bathing your sweaty testicles in a mountain stream while in the wilderness and a shower or other form of bathing is impossible

When Ben finished fly-fishing in the Third Meadow, he hiked back to camp and took a nutbath in the creek.

nutbath by GrangerBenji August 13, 2010