numbpenis

When Chris states that he can never cum bc he has “numbpenis”!

“I got a special condition called NUMBPENIS where I can not ever cum! It’s very rare!”

by CR1986 December 31, 2020

Numberist

Numberist: To have a passionate dislike for a paticular number.

Tim: Want a sour candy? It's just 67 cents.
Alyssa: Uh, no.
Tim: Why? Don't like sour candy?
Alyssa: I don't like the number 67.
Tim: Numberist.

by Spikerocks101 December 18, 2011

Numberist

Number discrimination.

boy: what do u think about 69?
girl: ewwwwww

boy: stop being such a numberist!

by g33ks August 29, 2011

numberism

obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.

Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.

John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.

by Mike January 4, 2014

Numberist

An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.

Because he included a wrong number in the financial statement, he's a numberist.

by Zele Ceesawl September 15, 2020

Numberist

To favor or completely disregard certain numbers for existing. Used to coin people who discriminate against certain numbers.

Hey, I'm turning 15 this year.
Ew that's gross!
Why?
Because I hate the number 15.
That's numberist of you

by Voltecca May 4, 2021

Numberism

A type of politics where a country is fixed using data and numbers!

"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"

by mr 1up July 27, 2022