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boy: what do u think about 69?
girl: ewwwwww

boy: stop being such a numberist!
Numberist by g33ks August 29, 2011
An individual that purposely and maliciously alters numbers for personal gain.
Someone who "cooks the books". A crooked accountant.
Because he included a wrong number in the financial statement, he's a numberist.
Numberist by Zele Ceesawl September 15, 2020
To favor or completely disregard certain numbers for existing. Used to coin people who discriminate against certain numbers.
Hey, I'm turning 15 this year.
Ew that's gross!
Why?
Because I hate the number 15.
That's numberist of you
Numberist by Voltecca May 4, 2021

Paint by Numbers 

Referring to something that lacks sophistication or originality. Typically describing a crudely made product of art.
That action film was such a cliche. It was clearly a paint by numbers.
Paint by Numbers by HitchSlapper February 21, 2018

Buzz Numbering System 

The system of counting used by Buzz, the fat older jock brother in Home Alone.

Basically it's useful, if you want to list three things. Instead of 1, 2, 3 or A, B, C...

A, 2 and D are used.
a) I'm not that lucky
2) We have smoke detectors.
d) We live in the most boring street in the United States, where nothing remotely interesting will *EVER* happen, period.

rolling numbers 

Whatever happened to all this season's losers of the year?
Ev'ry time I got to thinking, where'd they disappear?
When I woke up, Mom and Dad are rolling on the couch
Rolling numbers, rock and rolling, got my Kiss records out
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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