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numberology 

not to be confused with its more popular cousin, 'numerology', NUMBERology is the study of correlations between the NUMBERS (which are real, unlike 'numers') we see in our environment and the events that occur around the same time. common examples include golden birthdays, anagram time (eg at 10:01 am or pm bust out an anagram, just for fun), and historical coincidences (see example below).
from astrological numberology:

S: The death of this terrorist leader...the removal of corrupt leaders...the massive deaths of people from natural disasters...could this be a cleansing of the world? Where good people get to go to heaven, bad people die and the world prepares for a more peaceful existence? Could this be what 2012 theories are talking about. Death of the "old world ways"?

R: my numberological analysis agrees and suggests this is one of the omens of the dawning of the age of aquarius, the 11th sign. today is 5/01/11 and completes a 10 year cycle starting on 9/11/01. aquarius is an air sign and the WTC was an aerial attack, so today's justice also signals air mastery. the WTC LOOKED like a 11, we should rebuild BOTH TOWERS!!!
numberology by tagonist May 24, 2011
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Numerology 

The art of the Matrix. Numbers just don’t lie.

Numerology is the only “conspiracy” that has evidence which is HISTORY… you have to look at the numbers and add it up.

You can figure out what number you are if you add every digit of your birthday… For example, 5/11/2002 you would do 5+1+1+2+0+0+2=11.

And that 11 leads me on to master numbers which are 11,22,33. These people are special.
Numerology is the truth of the matrix
Numerology by A real thorough nigga October 25, 2022

numerology 

The art of finding out someones future, present, and past via numbers, people who partake in this are often known as voodoo witch doctors.
Suzzy tells Brett that she knows he has a inner desire to rule the world due to doing his numerology

Brett reponds with "you just called me hitler you fucking voodoo witch doctor"
numerology by Chezley October 14, 2009

The Numerology of Donald Trump

When astrologers and feng shui masters figure out the “good” and “bad” days of the 45th President of the United States from his birthdate and the zodiac—in Chinese numerology, baby Trump was born in the Year of the Dog.
Emperor Xi and gang consulted the fengshui gurus in Beijing to find out about the numerology of Donald Trump—they wanted to know when his “lucky” and “unlucky” days in the Year of the Pig would be in order to schedule their trade meetings with him.

Numerology 

A science that promises Energy in Numbers
Guy: Yo Girl, what is your numerology so we can see if we match?

Girl: Dude thats pathetic you just try to smash...
Numerology by anonymous June 29, 2024

Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release. 

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Person 343: Hindustan Times Numerology; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

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