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num nuts 

a term used to describe someone who is being stupid, retarded, or doing uncalled for things.
hey num nuts, stop dancing. you look like a fag.
num nuts by Niky Niky July 26, 2011
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Numnuts or num-nuts is a slang term that is used to depict someone who is a constant source of trouble. Usually an individual who screws up, or constant makes mistakes. Someone who botches a job, event, or situation.
"Good job, numnuts!"
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"You guys are a bunch of #%^&!$$ numnuts! Hit the ground and give me 50!" (a drill sergeant to his platoon of Army trainees.
numnuts by Guler March 11, 2005
1. A total idiot, with the mental capacity of a duck
2. Someone who got hit in the nuts so hard they lost all feeling in their nuts
"Shut up numnuts."
Numnuts by dadmenow December 1, 2017
Anyone (especially a network news correspondent) who needs to consult Urban Dictionary to define "numnuts."
Did you see that numnuts on CNN looking up "numnuts"?
numnuts by AlaBam November 30, 2006
numnuts by Anonymous October 23, 2003
usually an insult; self explainatory
the person sitting here and reading my dumbass definition has a pair of numnuts on his head