nudde

Someone that is sexy or act sexy.

That chick is so nudde.

Dude your mom is totally nudde.

by Chad Elliot Taylor May 1, 2008

token nude

In a small group, a person who can get naked without it being awkward or sexual.

Person 1: Did Colleen just strip out of her bathing suit in the middle of the living room on her way to the shower?

Person 2: Yeah, no biggie, she’s the token nude.

by Kherj December 24, 2020

Ninja Nude

The act of fully undressing and taking a nude in a classroom, meeting, lecture or other busy event. Almost impossible to accomplish without getting caught.

James tried to take a Ninja Nude during the lecture for his girl and got his stupid ass caught!

by UrbanDict is life July 13, 2016

Nudery

Zapp Brannigan's term denoting nakedness.

Take no note of my nudery!

by letithappen88 August 25, 2015

Hey Dude, I saw you nude

age-old bit of classic school boy doggerel sung to the tune of The Beatles 'Hey Jude'.

Hey Dude, I saw you nude
don't try and fake it,
I saw you naked.
The moment that you went out streaking,
I was at my window -
mmmmm-hmmmm
- peeking.

by Virgin Suicides October 6, 2017

nude snacks

Nude snacks are when you send snacks under the bathroom door and the other person eats them when they are nude - Matthew 2019

bruh i just sent nude snacks under the door to Noah - Matthew 2019

by matthewisntsexy October 25, 2019

Karen Took My Kids Please Send Nudes

Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.

Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes

by NiggaStoleMyBeans March 16, 2019