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nubblies 

the name given to a person or pet who exhibits one or more of the following traits:
1) A shorter stature than most.
2) Lilliputian hands, paws and / or feet.
3) A lack of fingernails, due most likely to excessive chewing.
person 1: oh look at the little nubblies over there
person 2: are you pointing to the pet store or that cute, short girl?
person 1: either one works.
short girl: I'M NOT THAT SHORT, YOU ASSHOLE.
nubblies by squiznot. June 11, 2006
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donkey nubblies 

The shorter softer hairs of a mans beard that tickle the inner thighs of a female as she rides his face.
Person 1: (muffled voice) why are you laughing?
Person 2: your donkey nubblies are tickling me!!!
donkey nubblies by alegg March 6, 2014

nibblies 

A selection of finger snacks, such as canapés, cheese and biscuits, fruit, olives, pate, salami and the like (or often much grander these days), served with drinks or in lieu of a meal. In Australia it's often used to describe typical party food.
Are they going to serve dinner at the function or is it just drinks and nibblies?
nibblies by Bob Highland January 29, 2004

Floor nibblies

Enjoy the comforts of a well trimmed carpet while receiving some delicious oral crumblies
Joe came over the other day and him and I both enjoyed some floor nibblies
Floor nibblies by Joefy'n'slug February 6, 2012
An arm without a hand, having a round end
My bro has 2 nubblies
Nubblie by Lenny cash December 17, 2017

Frozen Food Nubbies

The automatic hardening and perking of the female nipples when at the grocery store shopping in the frozen food section.
Chaz: Dude, come with me down the frozen food isle.
Kurt: Why?
Chaz: I just saw two hotties opening up a display case near the Stouffer's dinners. We are about to see some hot Frozen Food Nubbies.
Kurt: Sweeeeeet!!

nubblesaurus 

someone so nub they need to be described as a nub dinosaur because they are such a huge fucking nub
nubblesaurus:omg that was so bs u fuking haker
me:stfu you nubblesaurus, you're just jealous of my mad skills, kthxstfu
nubblesaurus by Andy July 26, 2004