notlm 

I created a profile and most wanted to know if I had a girlfriend. I always told them no one to love me.

I NOTLM, will you love me.

notlm by simplehonesty4u September 23, 2017

notlm 

No One To Love Me

If someone asks you, do you have a GF. You can say I have NOTLM.

notlm by simplehonesty4u September 23, 2017

Notley 

verb,

the act of bullshiting about sexual experiances; most commonly involving a blowjob or oral sex

Person1: "yeah, she sucked me off, it was kinda like sideways for 10 mins then errr.... ummmm ....she spat it into a sink"
Person 2: "thats such bs, dont be such a Notley"

Notley by LouTheLimpet April 25, 2013

NOTMACHER 

A term used to describe any Ferrari F1 driver who is not Michael Schumacher. It is most commonly used to refer to Luca Badoer, as many people do not know his name or any other details about him (other than the fact he is a shit driver).

Since NOTMACHER conveys feelings of deep disappointment it may occasionally be used in general conversation to express this.

"I hope Schumacher's neck is better... fucking Notmacher is a bore to watch."

"Dude, I told you to get a bottle of DP not some cheap ass sparkling wine. Total notmacher..."

NOTMACHER by gentaXY August 20, 2009

notluc 

Someone who uses macros

Oh, that's dude literally notluc.

notluc by ClassicXD November 27, 2020

Nottmeier 

Charismatic Germans. Most beautiful people. Always have a crowd around them. People flock to them due to their powers of empathy and projection onto others. Nottmeiers almost always have beautiful blue or green eyes. Blue eyed Nottmeiers are almost always fun loving, crazy, and beautiful. Green eyed Nottmeiers, although equally as beautiful, tend to be more serious and like to argue. The most rare of Nottmeiers have eyes that change colors. They are the most mesmerizing of all. Their personality changes with their blue, grey, green eye color. Grey usually means they are sad or extremely angry. Watch out for the Nottmeier with grey eyes. See that and walk to the other side of the street!

"How did you get that guy to do what you wanted? It was like you Nottmeiered his ass or something."
"Your eyes are so Nottmeier right now. It's scary yet sexy. "

Nottmeier by G. Queen December 31, 2011

notme 

An imaginary creature that is often blamed for mishaps, bad luck, trouble, and bad weather. The 'notme' is also the official scape goat of all trouble making drama queens/kings who talk trash, and get caught.

"I heard someone has been calling me fat."

"Notme."

notme by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004