Nothingism

A religion based on the central belief that: "NOTHING MATTERS."

This is a REAL religion.

Nothingism

ex.1
normal person: What are you doing?
Nothingist: It doesn't matter
ex.2
normal person: Why do we exist?
christian: Because God created us.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.
ex.3
newb nothingist: I don't think i'm praying right.
Nothingist: It doesn't matter.

by Hacked Ranger October 2, 2010

nothingism

when your diet only consist of eating nothing.
also 9 doctors out of 10 say it helps you reduce your weight

I used to be vegan, but my impact on the planet was still too high, so i started a new diet.
i'm now into nothingism.
i'm a "not"

by barthos September 25, 2019

The New Know Nothings

The New Know Nothing Party--As with their predecessors, The Know-Nothing Party (Whig Dissenters), The New Know Nothing Party will make its official debut sometime in 2018. It is currently occupied by the kind of Republicans who fly with two right wings: President Trump's "base."

"The GOP went too far when they let that imposter Trump run on their ticket. The Republican Party as we know it will soon suffer the same fate as the Know-Nothings. The New Know Nothings are upon us.... Abe Lincoln is so dead. Oops."

by MissPriss9 July 7, 2018

Sweet nothings

Sweet nothings are words exchanged between two lovers and usually portrayed in stories after an intimate scene or sometimes when two lovers are reunited. In a personal opinion, I believe they fall under simple things like "You'll never know how much I truly love you." Or "You're my best dream to come true."

The couple whispered sweet nothings to each other as the night turned into day.

by PyroSM May 19, 2015

30-nothings

failed 30-somethings

The college party was packed with 30-nothings

by Japfreak February 28, 2005

sweet nothings

the act of whispering into the ear of a loved one. usually the phrases zhibbah zhabbah zhubbah are used.

"so man, how did you win her over at prom? did you use those sweet nothings i taught you?"

by Andrew Caron May 7, 2004

nothingham

What locals call Nottingham, NH on account of it's population that's never peaked 3,000 even though it's got 48.4 square miles of land.

Guy 1: Hey, have you been to nothingham?
Guys 2: Nah, I've only driven through it. It takes 25 minutes to go from end to end, yet I've never seen a soul!

by Carrot June 22, 2014