A phrase uttered after one has usually lambasted or insulted someones life or lifestlyle. This is pure sarcasam at its best, and if used properly makes the person feel confused, and unsure of what you just told them. The term always means you are actually being overly critical and are just trying to defuse a small amout of your criticism.

dude 1 : How did you like my new girl?

dude 2 : I knew her in high school she used to be a real slut.

dude 1 : What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

dude 2 : Not to be critical, just sayin.

dude 1 : oh, allright it"s cool.

dude 2 *shakes head in disbelief*

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Not to be rude but

A phrase used at the beginning of a sentence indicating the person really IS about to be rude.

"Not to be rude but" those pants make your ass look fat.

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Not to be picky, but...

A verbal warning that the speaker is about to be picky.

"Not to be picky, but... do you really thing that necklace goes with that blouse?"

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Not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea

One of the best blogs on tumblr, pretty sure they're a god. They also seem immortal??

Oh man I only have coffee, not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea will not be happy...

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not to be fucked with

when someone is so bad ass, you can't even fuck with them

Nate Garner is so hot he's not to be fucked with

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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