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He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call. 

He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.
He said will go get my car, take you shopping so just wait here and i will return in 10 minutes. The guy did not return nor call.

“I Work with Real Life, not Science nor Theory”

A broader, often First World political version of the previous fallacy, where one dismisses scientific findings, theoretical frameworks, and even well‑established social science by appealing to an idealized “real life.” This rhetoric typically surfaces in debates about climate policy, public health, education, or social welfare: “Real life isn’t a textbook,” “People in the real world don’t care about theory,” “Real life is more complex than your models.” The fallacy is that it positions the speaker as a hard‑nosed pragmatist while using “real life” as a rhetorical shield to ignore evidence that challenges their preferred policies. It’s a favorite of politicians and pundits who want to appear grounded while rejecting expertise that inconveniences them.
“I Work with Real Life, not Science nor Theory” Example: “When confronted with studies on housing affordability, the candidate said ‘I work with real life, not science nor theory’—dismissing decades of urban research to justify developer‑friendly zoning.”

Not Normal 

A Word To Describe The Prices Of iPhones When They Are First Launched.

For Example, The First iPhone Ever Created Was Sold In The U.S.A For US$500 (And That Was For An 8GB Model.)

But The First Android Phone Sold In The U.S (The T-Mobile G1) Was Only $179.
Person 1: Do You Want To Buy A New iPhone 6???
Person 2: How Much Is It?
Person 1: $649!
Person 2: That Is Not Normal For A Phone Manufacturer To Do That! *Walks To The T-Mobile Store And Buys A HTC One M8 Smartphone For $492
Not Normal by Eevee35 September 20, 2014

Not_Normal_Name

A dum-dum that somehow got 332 followers on gamejolt
Oh yeah, Not_Normal_Name? He's pretty stoopid
Not_Normal_Name by Not_Normal_Name September 23, 2021

Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

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Spartan Prayer Is: "I Will Strike You And Tell Myself It Is Not Normal Until I Go To Sleep

Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep." 

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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