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(Noun): A bestoid dwelling off of its parental wealth and support. Usually lives in solitude, isolated from the social community. Has some intelligence, usually masked by dumbness. Has a weak shell but can also inflict damage. Usually vocally and / or hearing impaired, tall, large, and hairy. Intellectual and romantic properties are not noticeable, if exsistant. The nostrant can usually be entertained by simplistic methods, usually finds humor in the short-comings of others. Boastful, modest, sometimes rude, mostly apathetic. Fears many thing, lacks a common sense of thrill. Considered worthless to the community.
Many members of the community were confused about what they should do when they discovered a pack of nostrants living around the block. A few brave members tried to make peace with the nostrant, but the actual thoughts of the being were unknown.
nostrant by kakapoopoopeepeeshire December 31, 2005
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Nostration 

The act of causing one's self or allowing one's self to be caused to spew somewhat slimy liquids from an extruding cavity of the body. This is often caused by an exciting and humorous stimulant, and is often performed amidst much laughter and pleasure. It also often causes a somewhat wet lap. Frequently when people nostrate in public by accident they will run out of the room in an embarrassed frenzy while blushing and holding the extruding body part from whence the slimy liquid came hoping to prevent the reaction from occuring again from the pleasureful spasms curently occuring.
When you laugh and coke comes out your nose, this is Nostration
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