nosgasm

The orgasm you have when your nostrils opens up.

S: why do you look so relieved

M: just had a nosgasm

by Vorostwinslover1 May 24, 2022

nosegasm

the intense, satisfying feeling you get after you blow your nose and all the mucus in your nose comes out in one shot allowing you to breathe like you've never breathed before.

"Ooohhhh God! That was amazing! OHHHH that nosegasm was incredible. I can finally breathe again!"

by psyche925 April 7, 2010

Norgasm

(noun) When in the midst of intercourse or masturbation, a male ejaculates but does not feel the rush or relief of an orgasm. This is commonly followed by depression, insomnia, thoughts of suicide and in extreme cases thoughts of raping one's sexual partner, a household pet or the nearest fruit.

"Last night I had a norgasm and almost raped a weiner dog afterwards. Isn't that ironic?"

by Dudeitsme737 December 17, 2008

Nomgasmic.

Something that tastes so good it's like masmkdoadfja jizz in your pants.

"OMG this ice cream is nomgasmic."
"...Do you need to change your underwear?"
"...Yes, yes i do."

by IdrilAldarion. June 9, 2009

nogasm

The inability of a person to reach a sexual climax.

I was really trying my best to satisfy her but I wasn't successful - she had a nogasm.

by Mike_H October 8, 2008

nosegasm

A slang term for a sneeze.

Right as his sister walked in he nosegasmed all over his keyboard.

by Crab Battle January 18, 2008

nosegasm

the ultimate sneeze usually accompanied by an overload of mucus

dude that felt great! sorry about your shirt.

by the patient May 22, 2004