nosetease 

An act in which a face mask, often improperly worn or non-fitting, slips and reveals a person's nose.

My supervisor provided us with quite the nosetease during our meeting.

nosetease by Voltizar December 21, 2020

hoseteaser 

basically a cocktease.
a girl who flirts and teases a guy to get him interested and leaves him hanging.

see movie Grown Ups:
the mothers lure over a bodybuilder guy, but upon hearing his ridiculously high voice (presumably from steroid use), they just laugh him off. While storming off, he calls them "hoseteasers"

hoseteaser by sarcasmogratis July 17, 2011

Netease 

When a webpage doesn't work (especially videos on youtube) and the moment you refresh it it starts working again.

Aleesha: Oh my god, this video is taking forever to loaaaad
Goncalo: Refresh it then
Aleesha: *click* It just started working as I refreshed :(
Goncalo: Such a netease.

Netease by Bullgoat March 26, 2013

netease 

probably the worst game company in all existence.
worked on a game called Identity V and is set in china.
completely biased towards the CN server; giving nothing but the crumbs of CRUMBS to the english servers. Did a thing that made people become indebted to their company by accidentally gifting players with great items that was for the CN server then removing it (for recharging in-game currency w/ real money). The ping in this game is absolutely horrible and always jumping from 200-900. Most likely up to themselves because they will never lend an ear to the english community and collabed with a (WHITE) asian f*tishizer who made s*xualized artworks and figurines of the most respectful, most covered up, SHY &(don't forget) ASIAN, hunter/character to look "powerful and sexy" while appropriating Japanese cultural clothing while netease stood up for him excusing it as his "artstyle" AND got to design and create an official hunter for the game. The idv fanbase has renamed them as neta$$ as they aren't wrong.

IDV player 1: I rolled 134 essences and got nothing, thanks netease!
IDV player 2: wow netease must really hate me, the match waiting time is so bad!
IDV player 3: (in twitter replies to their posts) DEMI S TIER WHEN NETEASE

netease by andrewkresswhatsthismess February 15, 2021

nosetrastic 

a person with either ugly or perfect nose. or possibly a pill snorter.Or an oodly shaped nose.or weird buggers.

the way you snort that cocain is very nosetrastic

nosetrastic by Jeff&Emily April 1, 2008

strip nastease 

this is when a stripper don't get fully naked and always wear panties and or bras or nipple cup. because her private parts so nasty and disgusting, they know she couldn't work, and no one would give her money and she can't sell her pussy for money either, they tend to only try to give blow jobs if their breath don't stink really bad. and have sex in pools, or water like beach ocean or etc, so no one smell their funk. or get someone drunk at the strip club.

this strip nastease is not doing anything for me hun

strip nastease by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 17, 2022