noseshit

When a male or female incerts their nose into a bottom. This can hurt the female and leave the person entering with a brown nose due to the ficis that comes out of their ass.

"Oh man i got shit on my nose, thats a noseshit "
"Oh put your nose deeper i want to give you noseshit"

by Jamesweih December 21, 2007

Nose shit

Someone putting the tip of their nose to someone's asshole and it gets a little bit of shit on it. But the shit is an icing-like consistency, making a swirl of smooth shit on the tip of the nose.

Person 1: "Connie is OBSESSED with Pj."
Person 2: "Yeah, nose shit."

by Matalie Goss December 12, 2017

noseshot

1. Proximity to a pleasant or unleasant odor.

2. Consuming 1-2 ounces of a high-proof alcoholic beverage through one's nasal passage. (not advised nder any cirumstances)

1. No matter where you are in the zoo, you always seem to be within noseshot of the elephants.

2. Only the most expensive insurance plans cover the ER visit that always follows a noseshot.

by Joe Everyman January 15, 2008

Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

Nose Shit

To laugh at something hard enough for your nose to shit (Boogers flying out)

I had a massive nose shit when I watched people fall on ice outside my window.

by Zenstar February 3, 2026