The defensive equivalent of center in a game of football, usually the most obese player on a team, usually just to fall on the center.
Did you see that fatass on nose guard fall on Dillon and break his spine?! I swear I heard the earth shake when he fell on him!
by manhandleit24 September 21, 2015

Nose-guarding is to act within a social situation in a similar way for another person that is done as the sporting position of nose guard does.
by Deservatives June 04, 2024

Individuals defending YouTuber turned coke head Nick Rekieta in the face of his arrest for drug possession and child endangerment.
by B.E.C.O. May 30, 2024
