Nose Dive

1. Inhaling a joint or spliff with one of your nostrils and exhaling with your mouth.
2. That thing Charlie Sheen did in his tweet video when he went officially crazy in 2011.

Allie: Here hit this, but do a Nose Dive.
Cassie: Holy shit, that is so crazy.
Allie: That was a huge hit too.
Cassie: Yeah I didn't realize how big it was. And now I'm super high.

"Did you see Charlie Sheen's nose dive in that video?"

by Cassomophone July 13, 2011

Nose dive

When a guy bends over into the doggy style position and tucks his penis between his legs so that it is sticking out the back, then the other partner comes in to give him a blowjob in this position resulting in his/her nose diving into his ass every time he/she goes down his shaft.

1) This chick was such a bitch untill she nose dived me.

2) my chick nose dived me and then spent the rest of the day brown nosing me. lol

by crazyMX October 21, 2010

Nose Dive

When you go down to sit on the toilet with your penis facing down, ready the piss and you undershoot the hole in the toilet seat and your penis plunges into the toilet seat.

Girlfriend/ Wife/ Hooker with many STD's: "Wanna have sex?"
Boyfriend/ Husband/ Pimp: "Naw i can't i just took a nose dive."

by giveittomerawdog August 19, 2010

Plymouth Nose Dive

To shit on someone's chest and then body slam them, throwing shit in all directions.

Me and my girl did a Plymouth Nose Dive the other night, man that was a mess.

by SwagMcLovin January 9, 2015

Chocolate Nose Dive

when a guy stuffs his nose into another guy's ass

dude i totally chocolate nose dived tony after football practice

by MouthFist August 13, 2011

Polish Nose Dive

Going down on a woman and proceed to use your abnormally large nose, not your tongue, to pleasure her

-Hey Madeline, have you checked out Joe today?
-No, Why?
-His nose would be perfect for a Polish Nose Dive!

by ANTPATALE January 30, 2009

Russian Nose Dive

Where you stick your asshole on somebody's nose when they are asleep.

Did you see Michael last night, I gave him a Russian Nose Dive while he was asleep.

by jynxsk8 January 14, 2009