norwhale

A Synonym for horny, meaning an erect penis or wet pussy.

I love you so much, and i am norwhaled for you.

by Benja W. February 8, 2008

Nowhale

Nowhale one of the other nicknames of Noelle. Noelle is a very humble person who you can rant to at any time. She is known to be one of the greatest secret keepers of all time because she is like an unopenable bottle of secrets. Noelle loves whales (specifically beluga whales) which is the reason why her nickname is "Nowhale". She is very impressive and outstanding in archery, ballet, and is also somewhat good at dancing. Her favorite catchphrase which she says after every accomplishment she makes is "Hell yeah!!!". If ever you are friends with a Nowhale, you are considered to be very lucky.

Nowhale likes to do archery.
Nowhale is very good at singing.
The one who won the archery tournament is Nowhale.

by Penny Not Wise April 11, 2019

Narwhaled

When you take a dump with such force, the turd goes under water and pops out like a Narwhal then makes contact with your ass.

Hey Bob, I just took a dump and got Narwhaled. It was so bad I had to take a shower.

by TGoblin June 28, 2019

Narwhales

NARWHALES SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN CREATING A COMMOTION CAUSE THERE SO AWESOME NARWHALES PRETTY BIG AND PRETTY WHITE AND CAN BEAT A POLAR BEAR IN A FIGHT like an underwater unicorn with an kick ass facial horn there the Jedi of the sea and stopped kathulu eating me just don't let them touch your balls and the inventors of shishcabobs

NARWHALES THEY ARE NARWHALES

by renegade waffle February 25, 2009

narwhale juice

The juice of a narwhale, which is a badass, underwater unicorn. Said juice can grant the ability to be sexy as hell, have almost as much harcore epicness as chuck norris, and pull the best pranks history has ever seen. One time use grants a life of insane amazingness.

Dude: Wow that guy is so much better than everything, he has to have used narwhale juice!

by Rose. A January 2, 2012

Nowhale

A name for someone who really wants to smash someone else but is to afraid of being awkward so just says the other person is cute, while their real intention is to sleep with them

Why don't you just tell him you want to smash, your such a Nowhale

by TheGod7654321 December 29, 2016

narwhale

a whale with a long uniconish horn instead of a nose

TOURIST: wow! look at that fish with a long unicornish nose thing in the water!
TOUR GUIDE: that is called a narwhale

by dumb blondie June 1, 2005