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noun: during a conversation, you suddenly think of performing oral art on the woman you're speaking to; this only works if you are a woman
Birgit left a message on my norwegian machine and said, "Olga, i be tinky of ya"..." call me" there be a pause, i think she think to lick me.
by zoepan February 04, 2005
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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