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nopussy whipped 

a guy who does pretty much everything a girl asks of him, and does NOT get laid for it. Therefore he is most likely referred to as the gay guy friend to the girl, who she trusts not to try anything. If this is you, you probably don't have many friends.
A guy who talks to a girl everyday and hangs out with her as much as possible, or whenever she will hang out with him. And gets nothing out of it. If this is you, you are nopussy whipped.

Nopussyass

A fucking hoe who uses other people’s names like mine and insults them for no absolute reason
Person1:Did you here what Nopussyass said about that girl
Person2:Yah I heard he made her cry so hard and he did the same to a boy yesterday
Nopussyass by Kkkkjjkkyuyg April 22, 2019

nopussy-phobia 

fear of getting no pussy
i have nopussy-phobia
nopussy-phobia by heyyyybuddyboy November 7, 2022

nopussypicitis 

A medical condition from not receiving any pussy pics for a long period of time.
Boy: β€˜I have nopussypicitis’
Girl: β€˜I can help cure your illness :)’
nopussypicitis by Heartz4pookie December 4, 2022
A word used to describe The Narrator from Stanley Parable's Badussy
Stanley: "Last night, I completely destroyed your Narussy."
Narrator: "Stanley, Please stop calling it that-"
Narussy by Paradarks1230 January 18, 2023
imma hit the noxussy!!! πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜‰
noxussy by spwnrs August 23, 2023
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or β€œbaffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus

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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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