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northern ontario 

The large, Northern section of the Canadian Province of Ontario. It has so much space and yet most of it is either unused or occupied by the occasional ice fisher or snowmobiler. Oh yeah, it’s cold as fuck too. Want your toes to freeze in October? Come to Northern Ontario. We got lots of room. It’s dark for about six months of the year but the government pays you to live here so why the hell not. Not much goes on here so bring all the books you’ve ever wanted to read.
I was up in Northern Ontario to see my folks and I nearly got clipped by a fackin snowmobile while hackin a dart!
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Northern ontario tuxedo 

Variation on the canadian tuxedo, where the collar of the jean jacket worn is covered in either fur or fake fur.
Whoa, it must be cold outside, Guy's sporting the Northern Ontario tuxedo today.
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Failure Shower 

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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