north van

North van is probably one of the greatest cities to live in, and is better then Vancouver itself and it has a population of about 84,412 people and if you wanna live there prepare for it to get expensive

hey did you see that guy? yea I think he lives in North van

north van by North van March 16, 2016

North Van

Vaginal sex.

"How did your date go last night?"
"Great. We went to North Van."

North Van by SweetSuit December 4, 2016

North Van Dan 

A kind of naive computer jockey who likes meditation, public transit and vegitarian cuisine. Often found lurking outside of restaurants filled with hot chicks. Usually lives at home and thinks listening to Hip Hop and Rap makes him cool.

An example would be Kip from Napolean Dynamite.

North Van Dan by Da Big Cheeze April 6, 2005

River North Mini Van 

Range Rover. Because of their prominence in Chicago’s affluent River North neighborhood, they have overtaken minivans as the family transportation method of choice.

My goomah put the kids in the River North Mini Van and hauled them to the East Bank Club.

River North Mini Van by Jgwosu April 21, 2019

North Vancouver 

Somewhat of a suburb to the Pacific Northwest city of Vancouver. It is across the water to the north and deserves its own name but for some reason has to settle with North Van. It's very different than the city, especially higher up where I live - the air is fresh and the mountains are your backyard. And plus it actually snows quite a bit in the winter so you can experience all the seasons.

North Vancouver is way better than the city, all my friends live here.

North Vancouver by Shmilk September 28, 2006

north vancouver 

North Vancouver is a mix of industrial, residential and commercial area's. In general poorer people live closer to the water, where the industry and railroads are present. Lonsdale Avenue is the main drag where there's many poor quality restauraunts and small businesses. On east 15th street Dr. Pollock circumcises the local babies, while a few blocks away the well-heeled Christan youth study the bible at STA. Owning a 3 series BMW with an 'N' is the greatest symbol of status in North Vancouver. Unfortunately the vast majority of such people are foreigners who don't give a shit about our country. At the local gym's there's dozen's of Iran's who form their own isolated cliques. On the street's there's a variety of local's and poorer outsourced workers. Parent's usually prefer rearing their young here as opposed to Surrey or Richmond. North Vancouver children in the upper echelons of Grouse Mountain rarely encounter domestic violence or hard drugs, as is the norms across the Iron Workers bridge. North Vancouverite's generally have inner longings of living in the British Properties, but are unable to afford the switch. In summary, North Vancouver is a community about lousy transit, large and exclusive Asian and Iranian clique's and wimpy children who live a sheltered existence. It is highly advised for newcomer's to live as far away from the water as possible. The waterfront is known for aboriginal drunkeness, suburban single parent raised youth, whom ride the buses and create a micky-mouse lifestyle of rap and punk music, are unable to afford private trasnportation due to smoking and marijuana usage, they create a hostile environment outside large establishments. The lack of bus service and commercial buildings makes moving up the hill common sense for educated people. Expect to have you're vehicle vandalized if you park in suspect neighborhoods. It should also be noted that there are many foreign drivers with Toyota's with tissueboxes in the rear. These drivers are easily distracted and offten fail to see pedestrians or other cars. North Vancouver is devoid of any clubs, which is part of the problematic environment for many of the ghetto youth's. Living in North Vancouver is a mistake unless you move right up the mountain. Otherwise, West Vancouver and Lionsbay are preferable to individuals who prefer to live with the creme de la creme.
North Vancouver kid's have no balls compared to Whalley kids. In reality most of them only have stuffy noses and soiled underpants.

please ignore north vancouver

north vancouver by Mike Trudeau December 3, 2006