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north forsyth jrotc 

North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!
Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?

Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
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