NORMUS

next stage of being a normie

-Wojtek ale z ciebie normus pierdolony
-Pepega

NORMUS by NAPRAWDE KYS NORMIKI JEBANE May 4, 2019

Normus

Normus: Something of great size or power.

Often associated with male genitalia. Derived from Greg Norman’s infamous beach photograph.

“Damn son! Did you see the size of that dude’s thang!? That was normus yo!”

Normus by Brckhause March 25, 2021

dixie normus 

the one dumb kahoot name that you pick just to be an asshole

if you want to be a dick so this is the best name for you. dixie normus

dixie normus by gangsta mario December 19, 2019

Dixie Normus 

A really bad name. Say it fast and you will hear. Can be used to describe a man's genitalia.

That guy's dixie normus

Dixie Normus by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

Madixi normus syndrome 

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include: Hangloitis or tum-a-necaps
(symptoms are almost immediately active when u have this disease.)
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!!

: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglotudafloitis or tuma-nekaps

women tend to go crazy and it is very common to change their emotions As well intensify’s their sex drive.

Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of senario. They attempt to mock the disease with enhancements and silly pills but the Real Madixi normus syndrome or disease lies dormant and passed down usually if your father had it. No medication is necessary!!!

While getting my monthly physical today the doctor told me I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome.

Madixi normus syndrome by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Madixi normus syndrome 

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome

I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus syndrome by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021

Madixi normus syndrome 

Madixi normus is a syndrome not all males are born with. It’s genetically passed sometimes it can skip a child, But once you have the disease you will continue to have symptoms for the remainder of your life

Symptoms include:
: Longstroking
: heavy jeans
: occasional irritation or discomfort

: “ The Print” or malecameltoe

:hanglow (symptoms that is almost immediately active when u have this disease.
Having this syndrome will force you to buy bigger pants sweat pants are usually not a smart choice with having the Madixi normous disease!!!! women tend to go crazy and turn it changes their emotions And intensify’s
Doctors are usually helpless in this kind of sen of this syndrome

I went to the doctor for my monthly physical, And he says I’m showing symptoms of madixi normus syndrome

Madixi normus syndrome by Dr. Fell good July 19, 2021