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The Norkus Experience

The kind of experience that leaves you stumbling down the street with what ever you previously had for dinner in your hair and on your shoes not knowing who you are or where you dignity went. Normally, you will find yourself on your couch the next day with your vomit-covered shoes or heels still on your feet wondering how you got there and how a tiger got in your bathroom.
Ah, you had The Norkus Experience
Related Words
Breasts. Australian slang. Derived from the prominent udders on the cow used to advertise Norco, New South Wales' North Coast Dairy Co-Operative.
Crikey! Check out the norks on that shiela!
Norks by Skyring August 6, 2004

norkseous 

Adj. When a woman's tits, or norks, are just too big and a bit disturbingly so, as in nauseous, feeling sick.
I felt a bit norkseous after seeing what I'd been groping in the dark - her tits were frighteningly large!
norkseous by Trafford January 13, 2009

Norksalorky 

Exclamation upon witnessing a very buxom female.
Gentleman No1 "Look at the tits on that"
Gentleman No2 "NORKSALORKY"
Norksalorky by Eric Cartman Snr December 13, 2007

Norousal 

When someone is not attracted to someone else;

Brought into play when one person rejects the romantic advances of another, so as to remind the other that attraction (or lack thereof) is a state resulting from complex and immutable socio- psycho- and biochemical phenomena, and not in fact a value judgment on which offense should be taken.
-Hey, would you like to go out sometimes.

-Sorry, it seems like I'm noroused I'm afraid.

-Ok no worries.

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Norousal is the opposite of arousal
Norousal by Tacksomfan October 8, 2010
Boobies, breasticles, breasts, tits, puppies, gazongas, babylons, call them what you will, and I personally have a great pair.

Should have renamed 'em years ago as NORKS!

HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!
"Check out the norks on her!"

"Scuse me love, you've got a great pair of norks!"
norks by Posh birds do it better October 20, 2005