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a person who is really fucking stupid or acting really stupid
person 1: 2+2=6 right?
person 2: no it's 4 you noonga
noonga by dingleberry3000 March 29, 2022
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A noonga is Australian slang for someone who is referring themselves as an idiot or something that they have done stupidly.
“That was a stupid thing to do, ya bloody Noonga”
Or
“It’s your other left, ya noonga”
Noonga by Miltalie April 25, 2020
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To gobble on any and all cheesy ball sack's to stay safe.
I got in trouble from the boss the other day but Noonga'd my way out
Noonga by Gravy101 March 28, 2020
the act of being as dark as a black hole,smelling petrol and having unlimited life benefits
yo did you see that noonga sniffing petrol the other day?

pommy noonga 

Unemployed British men often found amongst online chat rooms making deluded claims about being in the armed forces, commonly known to fly magical pigs from their homeland to middle eastern war zones in record breaking time
Robbie: "taking the wife out to dinner in London"
Tom: "sounds like fun"
Jackson: "what restaurant you going to?"
Robbie: "sorry have to go, I'm training in Afghanistan at the moment"
Jackson: "didn't you just say you're in London?"
Tom: "fuck! Another pommy noonga"
pommy noonga by dumperkingIV May 24, 2017
Noona is a word used by korean males to address female older than them who they are close to (biological or not).

It's often used in a romantic relationship when a guy refers to his girlfriend (or the guy hitting on a girl) who is older/same age as him.

Noona literally means "older sister"

The female version of this word is Unni.
Do you want to go on a date with me noona?

I told noona that I'll come home early today.
Noona by Tinypanda March 6, 2016

nonogamy 

The choice to remain single and unmarried by someone's own free will, and the unwillingness to enter a relationship.
Friend: Are you getting married?
Me: Nope, I'm going with nonogamy.
nonogamy by wissMngm June 5, 2018
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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