nonogamy

The choice to remain single and unmarried by someone's own free will, and the unwillingness to enter a relationship.

Friend: Are you getting married?
Me: Nope, I'm going with nonogamy.

by wissMngm June 5, 2018

nonogamy

1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-sexual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.

2. A sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where sex is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues.

When the subject of Paul's cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted "Denise had a 2 -year headache. She didn't want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that's not what I signed up for when I married her."

by J Philip January 2, 2009

Nonogamous

The state of being single/alone with no intention of committing to anyone in the near future. One can choose to date or abstain from dating while being nonogamous, as long as there is no commitment made to anyone else.

I don't have girlfriend issues because I'm nonogamous.

by giggz March 11, 2017

Noneogamy

Fucking a mold of yourself, it's like masturbation but you're actually using a mold of your own ass.

Xorm stays home on Friday night b/c he's a just a weekend gamer and makes a mold of his ass then fucks it with the tears of his shame as lube. He is participating in Noneogamy.

His relationship is Noneogamous.

by pseudofred March 31, 2013

nonogamer9

nonogamer9 is a youtuber who hates blueberry inflation, do tech related stuff on tiktok and loves to play minecraft and mario kart (he is good at mario kart 8 just like any japanese players)

Person: whats your favorite underrated youtuber
Person 2: nonogamer9 he is my favorite

by nonogamer9 September 9, 2022