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nonogamy 

1. An exclusive and ostensibly romantic relationship that is devoid of sex. Typically, it is because one partner witholds due to emotional distance or other non-sexual reasons, but still expects the other to not stray.

2. A sarcastic reference to modern monogamy in the developed world where sex is marginalized or disappears in a marriage in favor of career, child rearing, bills, fatigue and other domestic issues.
When the subject of Paul's cheating came up at the marriage counselor, he sharply retorted "Denise had a 2 -year headache. She didn't want monogamy, she wanted nonogamy, and that's not what I signed up for when I married her."
nonogamy by J Philip January 2, 2009
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Nonogamous 

The state of being single/alone with no intention of committing to anyone in the near future. One can choose to date or abstain from dating while being nonogamous, as long as there is no commitment made to anyone else.
I don't have girlfriend issues because I'm nonogamous.
Nonogamous by giggz March 11, 2017

Noneogamy 

Fucking a mold of yourself, it's like masturbation but you're actually using a mold of your own ass.
Xorm stays home on Friday night b/c he's a just a weekend gamer and makes a mold of his ass then fucks it with the tears of his shame as lube. He is participating in Noneogamy.

His relationship is Noneogamous.
Noneogamy by pseudofred March 31, 2013

nonogamer9 

nonogamer9 is a youtuber who hates blueberry inflation, do tech related stuff on tiktok and loves to play minecraft and mario kart (he is good at mario kart 8 just like any japanese players)
Person: whats your favorite underrated youtuber
Person 2: nonogamer9 he is my favorite
nonogamer9 by nonogamer9 September 9, 2022

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026